One of my friends who I had not spoken with in about 10 or 11 years, said that she had heard that I was dead, and that I had died over ten years ago (I guess that I should contact my Christian friends more often?). I joked with her and said that I had became a Christian about ten years ago, and that I had been a part of the pre-rapture program, and that I was taken up to heaven about a week ago, and that I was calling her from heaven to make sure that she was ready for her May 21 date with “Jesus.” The sad part of this story is the fact that at first, she believed me??? And she is not your garden variety, uneducated and ignorant Christian, she’s a School Teacher???
She told me that she didn’t really believe that “Jesus” was “coming back” on Saturday – but she then said: “you can never be 100 percent sure about these kinds of things either – no one knows the date, not even Jesus knows the date of his own return – so it’s always better to play it safe; so I’ll be praying extra hard this weekend.”
I have to admit that I was somewhat disappointed that I couldn’t find a single one of my Christian friends, who were preparing for the May 21 “rapture.” However, that fact in and of its self, is the main reason why I consider these folks as my friends in the first place – I have always tried to distance myself from the more deluded Christians that I have known. I tried to explain to my Christian friend that she can in fact know the date of the rapture; and that the date of the real “rapture,” will be on the 12th of never. I told her that this latest of dates, of the hundreds of other rapture dates that folks were sure that the world would end, was derived from the mythical story of the “great flood” written in the buy-bull, and using some kind of weird math, and by a very mentally ill and deluded man.
The sad reality is the fact that some folks did in fact buy into this totally contrived and big load of horse-shit – there are those who carry this brain-rotting mind-virus of delusion, who stopped making plans for anything worldly post the May 21 “rapture.” They have in fact quit their jobs and stopped paying their rent and mortgage – some even sold their homes and used their life savings to buy space on billboards announcing the May 21 date of the “rapture.” Some have even been traveling for months now (whole families in tow) and spreading the “good news” of the coming “rapture” – some even taking their children out of school. And the sad reality is, on Sunday, some of these folks will have nothing to go back to – as they have sold everything that they owned.
Baconsbud 96p · 708 weeks ago
john_poson26 93p · 708 weeks ago
One can only hope that because this event has gotten so much attention (unlike the rapture frenzies of the past) that even the most gullible and ignorant of the Christians, will start thinking about what they believe, and why they believe such silly and childlike, asinine bullshit, like the stories of the manmade desert god(s) written in the bible.
And as far as Harold Camping repaying these silly and ignorant Christian idiots and morons – I’d like to see him loose everything that he owns, in class action law suits – however, being realistic, this deluded and psychotic fucking moron, is 90 years old, and he looks like he could be partaking in his own “rapture,” any day now! So I don’t believe that he will ever be held accountable for this lunacy.
My recent post Most of my Christian friends are ”rapture” proof- how about yours
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Baconsbud 96p · 708 weeks ago
john_poson26 93p · 708 weeks ago
My recent post Most of my Christian friends are ”rapture” proof- how about yours
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AndrewHall 95p · 708 weeks ago
My recent post David Silvermans Post On CNNs Belief Blog
john_poson26 93p · 708 weeks ago
My recent post Most of my Christian friends are ”rapture” proof- how about yours
Uzza 44p · 708 weeks ago
Probably a free speech defense. Morally, no question, the guy is guilty of killing people.
john_poson26 93p · 708 weeks ago
I am quite sure as the week progresses, that we will be hearing about the suicides and the other mayhem this Christian lunacy has caused in the lives of these ignorant and deluded morons – I don’t know just how many deaths that Harold Camping caused the last time that he pulled this type of silly shit out of his ass, but it wouldn’t make me sad at all if I read next week that he “rapture-d” himself hehehe!
My recent post Most of my Christian friends are ”rapture” proof- how about yours
Barry Johnstone. · 708 weeks ago
Oh well, life goes on!
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Kasha · 707 weeks ago
My recent post The True Rapture of the Fig and the False Prophet
john_poson26 93p · 707 weeks ago
This is a fascinating mind-virus to say the least!
Thanks for dropping by.
John
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john_poson26 93p · 707 weeks ago
Peace!
John
My recent post Most of my Christian friends are ”rapture” proof- how about yours
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